we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Who died my cat blue again?
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