I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
