really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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