This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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