Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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