What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
40s are totally the cure
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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