Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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