Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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