Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You dont lie about slip and slides
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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