i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You were trust falling into bushes
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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