It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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