No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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