I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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