worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
His nipple licking is glorious
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