Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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