like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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