I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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