Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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