Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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