David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
