just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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