Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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