Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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