Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
