also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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