I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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