belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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