I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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