The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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