She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
