He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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