i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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