She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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