hell yes lets make some ravioli
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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