It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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