we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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