i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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