I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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