I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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