For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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