i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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