ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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