I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
