he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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