Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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