So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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