she was so not down for the gang bang
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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