i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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