But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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