just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
