don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
