Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
