North Korea, Best Korea!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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