When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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