Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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