no. you can't hotbox the world.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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