8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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